Tiny Fake Lisps 100% Effective at Predicting High Maintenance Emotional Narcissist Disorder (HIMEN) (120 views • 0)
12/06/09 •
Social psychologist Laura Hutter was thrilled with the data from a recent study which showed that the fake lisps, prominent among 14-28 year old upper middle class white females, were 100% effective at predicting High Maintenance Emotional Narcissist disorder or HIMEN. “Usually you’re lucky to get causality in the double digits, let alone 100%!” [...]
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Microsoft Gives Up, Hires Failed Comedy Writers to Create Next Windows (36 views • 0)
12/01/09 •
After the bug ridden failures of Windows 1-6 and the supremely ill fated Windows Vista, IBM exec Steve Jones was at a loss. We brought in some image consultants—they’ve advised Goldman Sachs, the Lehman Brothers, Sarah Palin—the best in the business, basically. They told us what they tell all of their clients, “This is [...]
Ride ‘Em, Cowgirl! (24 views • 1)
11/02/09 •
Lydia Wallace was a vivacious young blonde who loved life and everything in it. Everything that is – except for horses. Horses scared her for some unknown reason. She didn’t know if it was because they were so much bigger than her, or maybe it was because of their giant teeth or feet. Maybe she [...]
April’s Fruit Bars (7 views • 0)
10/26/09 •
1 yellow cake mix (or whatever flavor you like.)
1 1/2 C. quick cooking oats
2 Tsp. cinnamon
3/4 C. melted butter/margarine + 1 TBL water
1 (12 oz.) jar jam or 1 (18 oz.) preserves
1 Tsp water
Preheat oven to 375°F.
Combine cake mix, oats and cinnamon. Stir in melted butter and water until mixture is crumbly. Put about 3 [...]
The Day the Sun Stood Still (61 views • 1)
10/25/09 •
All heads kept turning to the sky. “Why was the sun still there? Why hadn’t it set? What was going on?” These were the questions everyone was asking, both the Israelites and their enemies, the Armorites. Joshua – the commanding officer – and his men had been fighting this battle for what seemed like [...]
Newspaper Boy Run Over By Train! (88 views • 1)
10/16/09 •
On Monday, October 12, Tommy Ruffian began his brand new part-time job. It was the first time his mom had allowed him to venture out of the house without adult supervision. This was the day that Tommy began his newspaper route. The local newspaper, “The Gazette” had just hired the inspiring twelve year old [...]
Charlottesville Pioneers Breast Augmentation Technology! (99 views • 0)
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This Ain’t Narnia, Folks! (24 views • 0)
10/09/09 •
The citizens of Bedford, Virginia have seen an alarming amount of beavers in the past few weeks. They scurry across the roads, plow into family backyards, and wreck havoc with the neighbor’s dogs.
Eagles Landing Fire Alarm Letter (32 views • 0)
10/08/09 •
“Black People pull fire alarm in Building 142 in Eagles Landing last night and the office wont do anything about it because they are black and that’s too racist or some shit.”
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